Salt Zine Is Back with Three New Issues!

Did you know buying a zine can save our planets endangered sea creatures? The plastic rings that hold six-packs of soda and beer together are a great danger to sea life and are often the cause of entanglement. Every time you buy a zine from Joshua Lutz you I will pluck and eyelash and blow on it, making a wish that people cut up these 6 packs of plastic before throwing them out. Just by reading this, you are reminded to cut them up yourself, aren’t you? Do you see how my zine are already making the world a better place for our oceans? Science. Facts. Science facts.

Lutz Multimedia does not usually condone shameless self-promotion, unless it is to sell a zine. To help us combat the scourges that plague our great nation, such as people who never buy zines, we ask that you click the button below and help us rail against the injustice and absurdity that is not buying zines. We must fight this disease together. Only united can we combat not buying zines. If only 5% of those who visit this blog buy a zine, 24.3% of endangered Albatros birds will be freed from soda plastic rings, %62.4 plastic straws will vanish from sea turtles noses and the chance of nerdy dorks who make zines getting a hot babe’s number will rise from negative 100% to only negative 99.17%. Further evidence shows that %78 of these numbers are greatly exaggerated or possibly completely untrue.